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Thursday, September 25, 2008
Sweet SMS
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Friendship SMS
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Star Signs
Traditional Aquarius Traits: Friendly and humanitarian, Honest and loyal, Original and inventive, Independent and intellectual, Intractable and contrary, Perverse and unpredictable, Unemotional and detached
Interests: Sciences, research, technical drawing, social welfare, atomic studies, healing, collecting rare books, teaching, aeronautical engineering, space technology, social work, art, computers, charity work, and new inventions
Hates: Sameness
Suitable Careers: Scientist, lecturer, translator, entertainer, adventure travel guide, pilot, senator, sociologist, extreme sports professional
Pisces (19 February - 20 March)
Traditional Pisces Traits: Imaginative and sensitive, Compassionate and kind, Selfless and unworldly, Intuitive and sympathetic, Escapist and idealistic, Secretive and vague,
Weak-willed and easily led,
Interests: Singing, dancing, playing music, the arts, unusual healing methods, creative use of color, clairvoyance, psychotherapy and beauty
Hates: Aggression
Suitable Careers: Actor, dancer, writer, poet, fishmonger, shoe trader, sailor, nurse, hypnotist, illusionist, photographer, priest
Aries (21 March - 20 April)
Traditional Aries Traits: Adventurous and energetic, Pioneering and courageous, Enthusiastic and confident, Dynamic and quick-witted, Selfish and quick-tempered, Impulsive and impatient, Foolhardy and daredevil,
Interests: Sports, fashion design, martial arts, engineering, motor mechanics, debating, inventing, construction, and innovation
Hates: Hold-ups
Suitable Careers: Psychologist, psychiatrist, butcher, metal worker, explorer, engineer, arms-manufacturer, dentist, professional sports person, mechanic, fire fighter, soldier
Taurus (21 April - 21 May)
Traditional Taurus Traits: Patient and reliable, Warm-hearted and loving, Persistent and determined,Placid and security-loving, Jealous and possessive, Resentful and inflexible,
Self-indulgent and greedy,
Interests: Arts, design, music, drama, dancing, fashion, money management, craft work, cookery, and gardening
Hates: Being hassled, change
Suitable Careers: Farmer, horticulturist, business person, builder, architect, sculptor, singer, jeweler, civil servant, accountant, auctioneer, financier, model, art dealer, banker
Gemini (22 May - 21 June)
Traditional Gemini Traits:Adaptable and versatile, Communicative and witty, Intellectual and eloquent, Youthful and lively, Nervous and tense, Superficial and inconsistent, Cunning and inquisitive
Interests: Communications, computers, broadcasting, reading, writing, acting, talking, debating, playing music, speaking foreign languages
Hates: The same old routine
Suitable Careers:
Journalist, broadcaster, commentator, travel agent, chauffeur, writer, linguist, secretary, commercial traveler, traveling salesman, postman, telephone operator, navigator
Cancer (22 June - 22 July)
Traditional Cancer Traits: Emotional and loving, Intuitive and imaginative, Shrewd and cautious, Protective and sympathetic, Changeable and moody, Overemotional and touchy, Clinging and unable to let go
Interests: Cooking, catering, gardening, children, water sports, interior decorating and design, furniture making, and collecting things
Hates: Being mocked
Suitable Careers: Cook, dietician, farmer, fisherperson, gardener, genealogist, historian, builder, hotel worker, landowner, lifeguard, manufacturer, merchant, nutritionist, non-profit founder or manager, plumber, rancher, sailor
Leo (23 July - 23 August)
Traditional Leo Traits: Generous and warm-hearted, Creative and enthusiastic, Broad-minded and expansive, Faithful and loving, Pompous and patronizing, Bossy and interfering, Dogmatic and intolerant
Interests: The dramatic arts, entertaining, dance, design, fashion, beauty, giving people hope and inspiration
Hates: Being ignored
Suitable Careers: Actor, dancer, teacher, youth worker, professional sports person, astrologer, politician, commissioner, jeweler, managing director
Virgo (24 August - 22 September)
Traditional Virgo Traits: Modest and shy, Meticulous and reliable, Practical and diligent,
Intelligent and analytical, Fussy and a worrier, Overcritical and harsh, Perfectionist and conservative
Interests: Teaching, money management, journalism, cooking, health, diet, massage healing and textiles
Hates: Anything showy
Suitable Careers: Secretary, analytical scientist, statistician, gardener, accountant, teacher, inspector, crafts person, school lunch worker, dental hygienist
Libra (23 September - 23 October)
Traditional Libra Traits: Diplomatic and urbane, Romantic and charming, Easygoing and sociable, Idealistic and peaceable, Indecisive and changeable, Gullible and easily influenced, Flirtatious and self-indulgent
Interests: Giving impartial advice, weighing different options, tact, diplomacy and discretion, mediating, peace-keeping, design, architecture, art, sculpture, music, dance, sales and socializing
Hates: Being humiliated by anyone
Suitable Careers: Artist, beautician, jeweler, auctioneer, judge, dress designer, hairdresser, diplomat, welfare worker, receptionist, high-wire performer, juggler, florist, fashion model
Scorpio (24 October - 22 November)
Traditional Scorpio Traits: Determined and forceful, Emotional and intuitive, Powerful and passionate, Exciting and magnetic, Jealous and resentful, Compulsive and obsessive,
Secretive and obstinate
Interests: Detection, crosswords, puzzles, mystery, criminal detection, psychology, gore, ghosts, spooky things and ghouls, medicine, chemicals, poisons, forensics, photography, magic and the stage
Hates: Being taunted
Suitable Careers: Psychiatrist, psychologist, sex therapist, detective, police officer, butcher, undertaker, sewage worker, pharmacist, psychic medium, spiritualist healer, criminal, military, insurance agent
Sagittarius (23 November - 21 December)
Traditional Sagittarius Traits: Optimistic and freedom-loving, Jovial and good-humored,
Honest and straightforward, Intellectual and philosophical, Blindly optimistic and careless, Irresponsible and superficial, Tactless and restless,
Interests: Working with animals, sports, publishing, travel, foreign languages, the legal profession, nursing, and alternative religions
Hates: Being tied down
Suitable Careers: Scientist, writer, sociologist, charity worker, astrologer, astronomer, archaeologist, industrial worker, radiographer, inventor, or a career in the Air
Capricorn (22 December - 20 January)
Traditional Capricorn Traits: Practical and prudent, Ambitious and disciplined, Patient and careful,Humorous and reserved, Pessimistic and fatalistic, Miserly and grudging,
Overconventional and rigid
Interests: Buildings and construction, engineering, architecture, farming, agriculture, banking, finance, politics, religions of the world, business, and scientific research
Hates: Noisy crowds and immature behavior
Suitable Careers: Civil servant, mathematician, politician, osteopath, scientist, teacher, engineer, farmer, mineralogist, musician, builder, surveyor, dentist
Birthday and Your Personality
1st You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life. You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the person. People who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your expression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel.
2nd You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there's a slight chance for self-control problem. Your love progress slowly, and quietly.You seem to be contented with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.
3rd Although you are innocent and romantic but your expression often mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your double personality, it's hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient. Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence might lead you to the track your parents disagree.
4th You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly.Still water runs deep, that's what you are.You always surprise others with your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises.
5th Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so. Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are in love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse.
Monday, September 22, 2008
37 Ways to Deal with Mother-In-Law
Here are my 37 Ways to Deal with Mother-in-law:
1. Be respectful to her
2. Be polite when talking to her
3. Be sensitive to her different needs
4. Be sensitive to her emotional changes (she may be going through menopause)
5. Be aware of her sense of loss of a daughter
6. Bring her out once in two weeks
7. Take her to her favourite restuarant
8. Remember her birthday
9. Send her gifts that she really like
10. Remember her wedding annivesary
11. Build rapport with father-in-law (backup just in case)
12. Be a good boy infront of both parents-in-laws
13. Remember your father-in-law’s birthday (though most of the times he doesn’t bother)
14. Remember your mother-in-laws’ important dates that matter to her
15. Find out her interest
16. If you have lots of free time, join a course with her (e.g. cooking class)
17. Treat her to dinner once in a while
18. Initiate family lunch
19. Be nice to your sister-in-law (as well as brother-in-law) so that you can hear more about her “secrets” and things to note
20. Turn up early for family dinner to help in kitchen
21. Volunteer to wash the dishes
22. Bring in extra food (meant to be surprises)
23. You got to know what she likes to eat
24. Sing praises about how hard she cooks in front of family members
25. Deshell the prawns and crabs before giving to her
26. Get food for her even though she said it is full
27. Still get gifts for her even though she said “it is a waste of money”
28. Don’t touch her possessions
29. Ask for permission if you want
30. Be genuine in your curiosity and encourage her to share with you about her history
31. Call her when she is unwell
32. Offer to take her to the doctor
33. Offer to run errands for her
34. Call back at meal times to check if she has eaten
35. Do ask her if she wants to visit any particular place during the weeekend
36. Offer to drive her around
37. Buy her mooncakes during Lantern Festival
37 Reasons Why Men get Married
2. He has found his true love
3. It is the right time to get married
4. He is getting old
5. He has a big house and he is alone
6. He has kids from his ex-wife and has no one to help
7. He needs a free life-long domestic helper
8. He has too much money and time
9. He is sick of his previous wife or wives (In olden days, Chinese Emperors do this alot.)
10. Religiously, they can, just like the Arabs.
11. He needs someone to bear him kids.
12. His first wife is infertile (or more accurately, it is the men’s fault most of the time. So don’t always blame the women.)
13. He is still a big boy and needs a motherly-figure to look after him
14. He needs to be satisfied sexually
15. His parents force him to
16. He sees he is lagging behind his peers and want to catch up
17. He can’t cook and he needs a cook at home
18. His girl-friend’s mother hinted him to get married and she had even booked the wedding venue for them and informed all the relatives they are planning to get married this year! (So he can’t say no.)
19. The girl is very rich
20. Or the girl’s father is very rich
21. Or the girl’s father only does business with sons-in-law
22. He wants to take care of the girl for eternality and forever
23. The girl is dying and marrying him is her last wish :_( “Sob sob
24. He gets married so that his parents can shut up
25. He gets married because his parents say that she is a nice girl
26. He gets married because he made her preganant
27. He gets married because the girl’s father will kill him if he doesn’t
28. He gets married so that the girl can get citizenship (and they normally divorce later so that the girl with her family can move on and has a better life.)
29. He gets married to his childhood sweetheart
30. The girl sweared that she will haunt him for life if he doesn’t marry her (and he is scared! Very scared!)
31. He gets married because he has always want to start a family
32. He gets married because he wants to spend his life-time with her
33. He gets married so that he can take good care of her
34. He marrys her so that she can escape from her own home
35. He marrys her just simply he loves her alot
36. And she loves him too
37. They get married because they are destined to. (It is fate at work! Or you can call it God’s work!)
37 Reasons Why Women Won’t Want to Get Married
1. She finds that all men are jerks
2. She is financially stable and can support herself
3. She has yet to find a suitable life-long partner
4. She wants to excel in her career
5. She hasn’t found one that resembles her dad
6. She has not found her prince charming - the exact one mom told her during bedtime stories when she was younger
7. She was traumatised by men before possible is a rape victim
8. She has low self-esteem
9. She never wants to date
10. She is too shy to look at any man in the eyes
11. She is too busy with her work
12. She has been told about unpleasant stories about men by her mom
13. She doesn’t want children
14. She still want her freedom and singlehood
15. She is unwell and doesn’t want to burden her future husband
16. She has yet to find out what she wants in life
17. She is afraid her husband may leave her just like what father did to mommy
18. She has been dumped for so many times till she is now sick and tired
19. She thinks she will be made used of by men
20. She hates men, literally
21. She is dying
22. She has a illness
23. She doesn’t like men
24. She prefers someone of the same gender
25. She feels the same gender is warmer and more sensitive to her needs
26. She is too kind-hearted and always give away her chances to her close female friends
27. She believes in what the fortune teller who once told her that she is not fated to be married and so she gave up on all men PLUS herself
28. She has too many close male friends and find men all the same
29. She fears that her husband may cheat on her
30. Her close female friends who are all divorcees told her all men are bastards
31. She decides she wants to single-handedly take care of her ailing parents
32. She just want kids but not the husbands (easily achievable by artifical insemination of sperms.)
33. She has wedding phobia and prefers to be a runaway bride
34. She doesn’t want to go through labour pain
35. She may have social phobia and this prevents her from socialising
36. She can’t forget the ex-boyfriend who dumps her and is hoping really hard that one day he will return to her side
37. She has yet to trust men