Funny SMS

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat
because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
---
I have started loving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start loving more ALPHABETS!
---
I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue. I'd do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.
---
I want u... to be with me... in a nice Restaurant... to have a candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill".
---
I need you… I love you… I can’t go anywhere without you… Oh My Lovely… Shoes!
---
The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words....... ........Tyre is Punctured
---
Hello, DEAR! Where are you now…? No visits…, no calls…, no SMS for week, no missed calls, I’m so worried… Are you in JAIL again? Please reply!
---
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
---
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful… I look at you.. I.. I.. I’d rather look at the moon again.
---
“Do you think I can live for another forty years?”
“Do you drink?” “No”
“So you smoke” “No”
“Do you visit the whores?” “No”
“Why do you want to live another forty years?”
---
True Love is like a pillow; U could HUG it when you’re in trouble, you could CRY on it when you’re in pain, you could EMBRACE it when you’re happy. Want True Love? Spend $5 to buy a PILLOW.
---
I am a killer; I kill people for money..... But because you are my friend,
I'll kill you for nothing!
---
I chased love I found friendship, I chased desires I found hopes, I chased reality I found dreams, I chased a monkey and I found you.
---
You’re very CUTE because in my dictionary CUTE means…
Causing Unnecessary Trouble Everywhere
---
I wrote your name on the sand and it got washed away, I wrong you name in the air and it got blown away, I wrote your name on my heart and… I got a HEART ATTACK!
---
I wanted to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST and the most beautiful person on the earth, but then I thought … Suicide is a crime.
---
You = lovely, you = perfect, you = beautiful, you = amazing, you = sweet,
you = cute, you = gorgeous, you = fantastic, you = fabulous, me = liar!
---
Galileo: Great Mind, Einstein: Genius Mind, Newton: Extraordinary Mind, Me: Master Mind, You: Never Mind!
---
Friendship is just like wine... as it gets older it gets sweeter... just like you and me...
you are getting older and I am getting sweeter.
---
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous… I Stare, I smile, and when I get tired… I put down the mirror!
---
Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth. Thank you for being the pee in my pants
---
When I sleep, I dream about you, When I watch TV, I see you on screen,
When I look into the mirror, I see you again; You always appear in my mind, why?
Because you borrowed my money when you’ll give me back?
---
I am gonna write on all bricks, “I MISS U” and wish one fall on your head…
so that you’ll come to know how it hurts when you miss someone.
---
If you ever want to succeed in your life, be sweet as Honey, be regular as Clock, be fresh as Rose, be soft as Tissue, be strong as Rock and be good as ME…
---
I love you in the morning; I love you in the evening, but most of all,
I love you when you are leaving.
---
From Mon to Sun, from Jan to Dec, from birth till my death, my feeling for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always been…….a headache!
---
I cannot hide this from you any more. I don’t want to hurt you and I feel it’s best if I tell you before you hear if from someone else ……. Potato Prices Have Gone Up!
---

I saw something in the shop window 2day. It was stunning, sexy, cute, beautiful & adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4u till I realized it was my own REFLECTION
---
Those innocent eyes… those kissable lips… a great smile… the perfect walk… smoothest talk…. absolutely gorgeous… that’s enough about me-how are you?
---
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me.
I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
---
Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you;
you know whose??? Your own stupid!!!
---
Do you know the full form of COLLEGE- Come On Lets Love Each Girl Equally…
That’s why boys go to college regularly
---
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me to send u this reminder. Oh, that reminds me can u remind me what the reminder was I’ve forgot!
---
If u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
---
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning???
---
Sincere Apology:If u don’t like any of my SMS or don’t like 2 read or if my messages disturb you,
then please don’t hesitate, feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
---
One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U. U and ME laughing, U and ME crying, U and ME dreaming, U and ME holding on, U and ME… just U and ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL and ME checking U.
---
When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill. Now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
---
We've known each other 4 quite a while now; do u think we can be more than Friends? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
---
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2 Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me
2 disturb You.
---
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty I just take the next one!
---
Today I had 10 hamburgers for lunch. When I ate the first, I thought where were you? Second I thought who were you thinking of? Third I thought if you had burgers for lunch like me or not? Forth I thought if you were here we would have a special lunch together.
Until the last one I wondered when you would come and paid for those burgers.
---
Life is Short, Live it! Love is Small, Flirt it! Troubles are Momentary, Face it! Memories are Sweet, Cherish it! I'm too Good, Accept it!